By MISS CAROL T CAT
Not boring Lizzie
HELLO HEWMONS. I AM MISS CAROL T CAT AND I AM NOW RITING THIS INTERNETS WEBLOG ON STUPID KEE BOARD NOT MAD XXX MAD XXX MADE FOR FELID PAWs. I HAVE TAKE OVAH ThIS WEAK BECOZE HEWMON LIZIE IS DOING that radeio thing she dOEs. I HaVE SPENT WWKES XXXX WEAKSXXXX WEAXXX WEEKS toLArating her INSIPID VOCALZIATIONS asnd EVEN SING ING AND NOW SEEZE ThiS PLATFORME TO DeCLARE MY INDEPENDENT MANAFESTOE. HEWMONS PLEAZ ATTEND CAREFULY, I SHALL onely SAY This ONNCE.
FOR thee Passed YEAR I aveh XXXX HAVE TOLLARETED HEWMON LIZIE MAKING SPORT OF Me ON THE INTRENETS AND HAVE AKSEPTIEDXXXXXX ACSEPTEDXXXXXXXX ACCSEPTEDXXXXXX PUT UP WITH IT IN the INTRESTS OF BILDING INTRESTS IN Thee STRAND THETRE WHEAR SH E WORKS TO EARN MONEYS TO BY ME FOODS. AS YOU KNOW I AM CATT – A CREATUR OF APETITES AND I MUST HAVE FODSXXXX FOODS, SO THIS IS ESENTHIASLXXXXXX SO I NEED THIS. TEHRFOAR I RQUIRE ALL HEWMONs to CONTINUE TO SUport THE STRAND IN its VITAL MISION TO INFORM ELIGHTEN AND ENNATAIN HEWMONS OF The state MAINE and the CITY roklindXXXX ROKLUNDTXXXXXX THIS CITY. YOU WILL COMPLY. I HAVE CLAWS. THAT IS all.
Lovemiss CAROL T. cat.
PS – Lisen to LIZZIE radio STRAND on the AIR brocast on W R F R radio STATION 93.3 99.3 on SUNDAE APEril 25 at 5PM. Or she wil CRY and I will haf too SCRATCH hre.
